I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind Of Thing - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind Of Thing - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Ask me why,
I say it's most unusual
How can I even try to explain
Why today I feel like dancing
Singing like lovers sing
When I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing.

Ask me when (ahhhhh)
I say it started when I met you (ahhhhh)
And ever since then I knew that the past couldn't last
For right now I think I'm running
A race I know I'm gonna win
And I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing.

If people say I'm crazy, I tell them that it's true
Let them watch with amazement
Say it won't last beyond breakfast
It's a phase he's going through
Denigrate or speculate on what I'm going through
Because it ain't the sort of thing I'd normally do

Ask me what (ahhhhh)
I say I think it's good for you (ahhhhh)
Believe it or not, I know where it's all leading to
I feel like taking all my clothes off
And dancing to the Rite of Spring
And I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing

I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of-
Wouldn't normally do this kind of-
Wouldn't normally do this kind of thing

I Am the Res-erection - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

I Am the Res-erection - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

(Hello, hello, hello)

Yoko's cutting keys in Soho
I've been there and I should know oh face it
I'll stick up for Aunty Sally
Worzel's just a dirty scally fragrant
Mia Farrow's patching marrows down at the place where all the face fit
Robin Cousins doing dozens on a little pudding so he rakes it

I'm the reserection
I may steal your soul
I am fairly evil
I live for rock and roll

Shirley Bassey's playing Lassie up a pole in Tallahassee hates it
Norris McWhirter's doing furters in a little place how's he fake it
It's another appetiser I can go and buy a Tizer laced fit
I don't know where I've been but I know where I've been is near a lake

I am an erection
I may steal your soul
I am fairly evil
I live for rock and roll

(Sock it to me daddy)

I am an erection
I may steal your soul
I am fairly evil
Only for rock and roll

(Dance dance)
(yeah yeah)

(Hello, hello)

Happy Song - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Happy Song - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Let's all make babies
And salsa from Sainsbury's
Cos this is a Happy Song
Play on my pink flute
Butt naked from Beirut
Cos this is a happy song

You need a mood maker
Then go meet my tailor
I know it's going too fast
Your sister your brother
His mistress your lover
Is getting on with it

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
This is a love song
We bring news from Jamaica

Goose step through Gangland
And drive Chitty Bang Bang
Cos this is a happy song
Bosnians and Kurds
Back with some big bird
Who's singing a happy song

Fly in the sunshine
Get there at your own time
You tell us if I'm in Hong Kong
Your sister your brother
His mistress your lover
Just singing a happy song

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
This is a love song
We bring news from Jamaica

Happy Song

Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( in the air )
Everything's up in the air ( from Jamaica )
Tease me from bedtime
We bring news from Jamaica

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
This is a love song
We bring news from Jamaica

This is a happy song

Get the Joke - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Get the Joke - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Put my hand on the Bible
Do me for liable
It's suing season,
And I am broke

Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote

Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me,
I wouldn't know.

Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan,
A real bloke.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how its wrote.

And when my ship comes in, she'll be on it,
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it.
And I want it now.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
You get the dagger out of the cloak.
I can't change how it's wrote.

Walk This Sleigh - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Walk This Sleigh - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Peace on earth see two old men
We're gonna get boozed up again
I'm an actor, pope, messiahs
Roastin' oats on open fires
Pushed to find three wise men
You definitely won't find a virgin
It ain't my rounds, so I'll be cheering

I believe in Christmas
What do you believe in
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
Cause we believe in Christmas time

Happy birthday Jesus Christ
Here's the Spice Girls' merchandise
Got Christmas spirit without a doubt
Poor old Santa while he's out
I don't care if lords are leaping
I take a get to the back
While they are sleeping
And make sure that they won't be breathing

I believe in Christmas
What do you believe in
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
Cause we believe in Christmas time