Get the Joke - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Get the Joke - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Put my hand on the Bible
Do me for liable
It's suing season,
And I am broke

Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote

Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me,
I wouldn't know.

Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan,
A real bloke.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how its wrote.

And when my ship comes in, she'll be on it,
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it.
And I want it now.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
You get the dagger out of the cloak.
I can't change how it's wrote.

Walk This Sleigh - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Walk This Sleigh - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Peace on earth see two old men
We're gonna get boozed up again
I'm an actor, pope, messiahs
Roastin' oats on open fires
Pushed to find three wise men
You definitely won't find a virgin
It ain't my rounds, so I'll be cheering

I believe in Christmas
What do you believe in
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
Cause we believe in Christmas time

Happy birthday Jesus Christ
Here's the Spice Girls' merchandise
Got Christmas spirit without a doubt
Poor old Santa while he's out
I don't care if lords are leaping
I take a get to the back
While they are sleeping
And make sure that they won't be breathing

I believe in Christmas
What do you believe in
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
Cause we believe in Christmas time

Come Fly With Me - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Come Fly With Me - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
If you can use some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away

Come fly with me, let's float down to Peru
In lama land, there's a one man band
And he'll toot his flute for you
Come fly with me, let's take off in the blue

Once I get you up there,
Where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide
Starry eyed
Once I get you up there
I'll be holding you so near
You may here, angels cheer - just because we're together

Weather wise it's such a lovely day
Just say the words, and we'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away

Hit it Jack

Once I get you up there,
Where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide
Starry eyed
Once I get you up there
I'll be holding you so near
And you may here, angels cheer - just because we're together

Weather wise it's such a kooky day
Just say the words, and I'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
Come fly with me
Pack up let's fly away

Falling In Bed (Again) - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Falling In Bed (Again) - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

I met her at an aftershow party
I said have we met before?
She said hardly
She had a curry stain
That was down her cardie
But her teeth were clean
So I said smartly

I'm falling in love again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to

She was educated at this school called RADA
She was made to go by her mother
And financed by her father
She said Room 211 and I said (laugh) rather
I got her name wrong once or twice
I said I'll call ya Carol, yeah?
She said that would be nice

I'm falling in love again
I'm so in lust with you
My Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to

So I strolls of to the reception
And I ask for me room key
The Maitre'D - Hello
He seemed pleased to meet me
I went to the lift and pressed button two
But very discreetly
The doors close and she went for my briefs

See me
Falling in bed again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate in you
If you ask me to
Ohhhhh to

But in the throws of passion
It hit me right between the head
I looked down at her
She had a bit of cabbage stuck between her teeth
And I said
I think I'm in love with ya
I want ya kids an' getting married to ya
And she said
Chill out
Rome wasn't built in a day
And I said I wasn't on that job

Every Time We Say Goodbye - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Every Time We Say Goodbye - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Everytime we say goodbye
I die a little
Everytime we say goodbye
I wonder why a little
Why the gods above me
Who must be in the know
Think so little of me
They allow you to go

When you're near
There's such an air
Of spring about it
I can hear a lark somewhere
Begin to sing about it
There's no love song finer
But how strange the change
From major to minor
Everytime we say goodbye

There's no love song finer
But how strange the change
From major to minor
Everytime we say goodbye