The 90's - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

The 90's - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Picking up the story from where I left off, it's 1990 now so school can fuck off
I got no GCSEs, nothing higher than a D,
I couldn't tell me mum because she'd batter me
Me and ?? sat on the bowling green, life is a shitter
We had five quid between us, bought us six cans of bitter
I took me ten Benson home and I smoked through the sorrow
If I could just avoid me mum maybe I'll tell her tomorrow
I stumbled through the door and said "Mum, it's like this."
She said "That man's been on the phone and you've made the list!
You're in that boy band, son, come and giz a kiss!"
Phoned up Martin and Rich and carried on getting pissed
"Boys I don't believe it, I'm gonna be famous!
Pick you up in a Porsche and buy you lots of trainers."
I met the other guys, one seemed like a cock
I think it's gonna be like New Kids on The Block

[Chorus:]
I cant be bothered, cause I'm lazy
I hate those that hate me
I cant forgive and it's crazy, baby
Now I'm a video star
Do you know who you are, baby?

I adopted four brothers, some I liked more than others
One was like a brother from another mother
But the lead singer made it hard to like him
And I still loved him, despite him
The first three months, you know, I nearly quit
I played snooker with me dad he said "Don't be a dick!
Unload the bullets, your mind is a gun,
You're gonna shoot yourself when they're number one!"

[Chorus]

Now it's dinner with Versace, lunch with Princess Diana
And I'm gonna get battered if I go out with ??
Because as much as we were loved we were also hated
The boys got jealous cause the girls got ??
Now we're famous and that, and we're dancing and that
And I'm thinking "I can't see! Why am I stood at the back?"
So fuck the band give me some ??
So now we're all a bag of nerves and not a band of brothers

[Chorus]

And now it's breaking my heart because the dream's turned to shit
It ain't broke but I'll break it in a little bit
And I'm always in trouble but I've stopped saying sorry
Everybody's worried "What the fuck's wrong with Robbie?
He's not answering his phone, he's not talking to me
I saw him on the telly at Glastonbury."
And now I'm running away from everything that I've been
And I'm pissed and I'm fucked and I'm only nineteen
I can't perform no more, I can't perform no more
But the boys know I'm fucked and so they show me the door
And if truth be told I wasn't fit enough to stay
So I put me head down and walked away.

That was the 90s; 90 to 95

[Chorus]

Summertime - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Summertime - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

This is how I pray in the summertime,
this is how I pray in the summer
Got my glass of shandy,
now I feel fine, this is how I pray yeah

The more you say, the more you pray,
the less it's getting you down
The more you pray, the more you stay, the less it's getting you down.

Auntumn time, leaves falling all around
Winter time follows suit
Little bunnies freezing in the snow
Winter's such an ugly bute

Mid-city bluss getting you down
Take a break from the strain
Get out your car,
drink a glass of wine
Admit it, you feel great
It's the summertime

This is how I play in the summertime,
this is how I pray in the summer
Got y glass of shandy,
now I feel fine, this is how I pray, yeah

This is how I pray in the summertime,
this is how we play in the summer
Got my glass of shandy
now I feel fine, this is how I pray, yeah

And if your love had met
its sad refrein
Believe me, you will love again
And all the best laid plans
of mice and men go wrong
You can hear it in this song

This is how I break for
the summer time,
this is how I play in the summer
What's mine is yours, yours is mine
This is how I pray, yeah, oh, yeah

You got the funky drummer in '89
This is how I pray, yeah, oh, woah

The Mondays, The Roses,
blocking all your noses
Wearing baggy clothes
and their buffalo poses
Bank tellers, dropping little fellas
Loved up in the clubs with
football thugs, no malice
I dig your socks
Big fish, little fish, carboard box
So give me French-kiss, I love you
Voodoo Ray
I dream of Santa Ana
on the road to Mandalay

In the summertime
Where the weather is hot
In the summertime
Where the weather is hot
On my mind, on my mind
In the summertime
Where the weather is hot
In the summertime
Summertime
When the weather is hot
In the summertime
On my mind

I got shivers down my spine
On my mind
Happiness is surface light
On my mind
On my mind

Misunderstood - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Misunderstood - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Trying to be misunderstood,
But it doesnt do me any good,
Love the way they smiled at me
Held that face for eternity
Now let them all fly off,
When it comes down,
It all comes down,
And you will not be found,
When its over,
Its all over,
Even if I make a sound

I'll be misunderstood,
By the beautiful and good in this city,
None of it was planned,
Take me by the hand,
Just dont try and understand

Trying to be misunderstood,
Just a product of my childhood,
Still I find myself outside,
You cant say I havent tried,
Perhaps I tried to hard,
No excuses,
I Wont apologise,
To justify your lies,
Come find me,
Tell them to me,
Look me in the eyes

I'll be misunderstood,
By the beautiful and good in this city,
None of this was planned,
Take me by the hand,
just dont try and understand

Cant forgive sorry to say,
You dont know youre guilty anyway,
Isnt it funny how we dont speak the language of love?

Radio - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Radio - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Ouch

He's chosen my attic
I feel it in the static
He lives in my basement
And I can hardly face it
My performance is easy
I am the god of romance
And in my confusion
I have the right to reign

He's stolen my Oscars
He trades on my jokes
He makes all my engines go oh oh oh oh
He puts an "e" in the arsenal
A comb in my 'fro
Devine retribution
And away we will go
Hey hey hey hey

Something's happening I can feel it
Moving out of time you'll hear it
Falling in the way you fear it
Jumping thumping shout out something
Jumping thumping shout out something

Listen to the radio
And you will hear the songs you know
Make it effervescent here
And you might have a job my dear
My dear

I'm searching for something
Beyond my understanding
Looking for meaning
Where nothing is demanding
There are no surprises
Where nothing is expected
If you offer nothing
Then everyone accepts

He's stolen my Oscars
He trades on my jokes
He makes all my engines go oh oh oh oh
He puts an "e" in the arsenal
A comb in my 'fro
Devine retribution
And away we will go
Hey hey hey hey

Something's happening I can feel it
Moving out of time you'll hear it
Falling in the way you fear it
Jumping thumping shout out something
Jumping thumping shout out something
Listen to the radio
And you will hear the songs you know
Make it effervescent here
And you might have a job my dear
My dear

Ouch
Ouch
Ouch
Radio
Ouch ouch
Ouch
Ouch
Radio

Something's happening I can feel it
Moving out of time you'll hear it
Falling in the way you fear it
Jumping thumping shout out something

Something's happening I can feel it
Moving out of time you'll hear it
Falling in the way you fear it
Jumping thumping shout out something

Listen to the radio
Listen to the radio
Listen to the radio
Listen to the radio
Listen to the radio
Listen to the radio
Listen to the radio

Man For All Seasons - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Man For All Seasons - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

One eye on the shadows, protecting his fellows,
From sun up till the moon on his back.
Send the villains to Hades, a hit with the ladies
a stallion, in the sack.

You cant get your life back, when right follows left Jack,
The more you see, the less you know.
When others would leak it, his service is secret.
Plays God when its your time to go.

[Chorus:]
Queen and country safe and sound, with villains six feet under ground.
And no one knows cause no ones found any trace of a man for all seasons.
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone....so alone
And you and I wouldn't have a clue, whose doing what, why, when and who, up the creek with no canoe,
watch out for the man for all seasons, loves 'em and leaves 'em alone......so alone (but safe at home)

From the House of Lords saving Norfolk broads,
Commoners and land a gentry.
His word is Bond with a brunette or blonde, baby its so elementry.
For the man never ends, stop your life with one stare,
See the film you'll know how it goes
This aint no fiction, just check the diction, with pro quo, a pro's pro.

Hey fellas, don't be jealous, when they made him him they broke the mould. So charismatic, with an a automatic,
Never prematurely shooting his load.

[Chorus]

But safe at home [X6]

[Chorus]

[Repeat to fade]

The Full Monty Medley - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

The Full Monty Medley - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

You've done it all, you've broken every code
and pulled the Rebel to the floor
You spoilt the game, no matter what you say
for only metal - what a bore!
Blue eyes, blue eyes, how come you tell so many lies?

Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild
Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild

MR TOM JONES!
Baby take off your coat (Tell 'em Tom!)
Real slow
Baby take off your shoes
I'll help you take off your shoes

you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live

well, you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
well, you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
well, you can leave your hat on

Leave it on, Leave it on,
Leave it on, Leave it on,
Leave it on, Leave it on,
Leave it on,
You can leave your hat on - yeah.

one two three
one two three yeah

You gotta know how to pony
like Mony Baronie.
Mashed potato,
do the alligator.
Put your hand on your hip,
let your backbone slip.
Do the Watusi
like your Aunt Lucy.

Na na na na na...

You gotta know how to pony
like Mony Baronie.
You gotta mashed potato,
you gotta alligator.
Put your hand on your hip,
let your backbone slip.
Do the Watusi
like your Aunt Lucy.

Na na na na na...
Yes!
Sing it with us now!
Na na na na na...

Long tall Sally
Jump back in that alley babe
Put your hand on your hip,
let your backbone slip.

John's Gay - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

John's Gay - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

We've learnt to kick a ball, but we're not quite cynical
And we've written on the wall, John's gay He's gay
And Janet's friends with John and she says that we're all scum
He just gets his homework done and won't play not today

What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen, sixteen

Martin grew out of his A-team vest
And nicked the pedals off my BMX
And he says that he's had sex with a girl, for effect
I lost my virginity, the year above us had discovered E
And I said it weren't for me, twelve pounds, fifty

What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen

We hide in bandstands and talk in the dark
Rain's never cold when you're young
We were devoted to us from the start
I know too much how to feel ... young

We've learnt to kick a ball, and we're not quite cynical
And we've written on the wall, John's gay He's gay
What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen

What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen ... young

It's Only Us - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

It's Only Us - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

And they want us to grow up
We don't want to get a job
We all need a decent rock
Where it's all Kicking off

Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
You don't need to call it off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
It's Only Us

We just stopped for cheaper thrills
Since the price went up on pills
>From Stoke-On-Trent to Beverley Hills

We know it's all Kicking off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
You don't need to call it off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
It's Only Us
It's Only Us

Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
You don't need to call it off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
It's Only Us
It's Only Us

I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind Of Thing - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind Of Thing - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Ask me why,
I say it's most unusual
How can I even try to explain
Why today I feel like dancing
Singing like lovers sing
When I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing.

Ask me when (ahhhhh)
I say it started when I met you (ahhhhh)
And ever since then I knew that the past couldn't last
For right now I think I'm running
A race I know I'm gonna win
And I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing.

If people say I'm crazy, I tell them that it's true
Let them watch with amazement
Say it won't last beyond breakfast
It's a phase he's going through
Denigrate or speculate on what I'm going through
Because it ain't the sort of thing I'd normally do

Ask me what (ahhhhh)
I say I think it's good for you (ahhhhh)
Believe it or not, I know where it's all leading to
I feel like taking all my clothes off
And dancing to the Rite of Spring
And I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing

I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of-
Wouldn't normally do this kind of-
Wouldn't normally do this kind of thing

I Am the Res-erection - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

I Am the Res-erection - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

(Hello, hello, hello)

Yoko's cutting keys in Soho
I've been there and I should know oh face it
I'll stick up for Aunty Sally
Worzel's just a dirty scally fragrant
Mia Farrow's patching marrows down at the place where all the face fit
Robin Cousins doing dozens on a little pudding so he rakes it

I'm the reserection
I may steal your soul
I am fairly evil
I live for rock and roll

Shirley Bassey's playing Lassie up a pole in Tallahassee hates it
Norris McWhirter's doing furters in a little place how's he fake it
It's another appetiser I can go and buy a Tizer laced fit
I don't know where I've been but I know where I've been is near a lake

I am an erection
I may steal your soul
I am fairly evil
I live for rock and roll

(Sock it to me daddy)

I am an erection
I may steal your soul
I am fairly evil
Only for rock and roll

(Dance dance)
(yeah yeah)

(Hello, hello)

Happy Song - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Happy Song - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Let's all make babies
And salsa from Sainsbury's
Cos this is a Happy Song
Play on my pink flute
Butt naked from Beirut
Cos this is a happy song

You need a mood maker
Then go meet my tailor
I know it's going too fast
Your sister your brother
His mistress your lover
Is getting on with it

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
This is a love song
We bring news from Jamaica

Goose step through Gangland
And drive Chitty Bang Bang
Cos this is a happy song
Bosnians and Kurds
Back with some big bird
Who's singing a happy song

Fly in the sunshine
Get there at your own time
You tell us if I'm in Hong Kong
Your sister your brother
His mistress your lover
Just singing a happy song

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
This is a love song
We bring news from Jamaica

Happy Song

Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( in the air )
Everything's up in the air ( from Jamaica )
Tease me from bedtime
We bring news from Jamaica

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
This is a love song
We bring news from Jamaica

This is a happy song

Get the Joke - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Get the Joke - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Put my hand on the Bible
Do me for liable
It's suing season,
And I am broke

Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote

Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me,
I wouldn't know.

Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan,
A real bloke.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how its wrote.

And when my ship comes in, she'll be on it,
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it.
And I want it now.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
You get the dagger out of the cloak.
I can't change how it's wrote.

Walk This Sleigh - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Walk This Sleigh - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Peace on earth see two old men
We're gonna get boozed up again
I'm an actor, pope, messiahs
Roastin' oats on open fires
Pushed to find three wise men
You definitely won't find a virgin
It ain't my rounds, so I'll be cheering

I believe in Christmas
What do you believe in
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
Cause we believe in Christmas time

Happy birthday Jesus Christ
Here's the Spice Girls' merchandise
Got Christmas spirit without a doubt
Poor old Santa while he's out
I don't care if lords are leaping
I take a get to the back
While they are sleeping
And make sure that they won't be breathing

I believe in Christmas
What do you believe in
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
Cause we believe in Christmas time

Come Fly With Me - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Come Fly With Me - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
If you can use some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away

Come fly with me, let's float down to Peru
In lama land, there's a one man band
And he'll toot his flute for you
Come fly with me, let's take off in the blue

Once I get you up there,
Where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide
Starry eyed
Once I get you up there
I'll be holding you so near
You may here, angels cheer - just because we're together

Weather wise it's such a lovely day
Just say the words, and we'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away

Hit it Jack

Once I get you up there,
Where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide
Starry eyed
Once I get you up there
I'll be holding you so near
And you may here, angels cheer - just because we're together

Weather wise it's such a kooky day
Just say the words, and I'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
Come fly with me
Pack up let's fly away

Falling In Bed (Again) - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Falling In Bed (Again) - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

I met her at an aftershow party
I said have we met before?
She said hardly
She had a curry stain
That was down her cardie
But her teeth were clean
So I said smartly

I'm falling in love again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to

She was educated at this school called RADA
She was made to go by her mother
And financed by her father
She said Room 211 and I said (laugh) rather
I got her name wrong once or twice
I said I'll call ya Carol, yeah?
She said that would be nice

I'm falling in love again
I'm so in lust with you
My Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to

So I strolls of to the reception
And I ask for me room key
The Maitre'D - Hello
He seemed pleased to meet me
I went to the lift and pressed button two
But very discreetly
The doors close and she went for my briefs

See me
Falling in bed again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate in you
If you ask me to
Ohhhhh to

But in the throws of passion
It hit me right between the head
I looked down at her
She had a bit of cabbage stuck between her teeth
And I said
I think I'm in love with ya
I want ya kids an' getting married to ya
And she said
Chill out
Rome wasn't built in a day
And I said I wasn't on that job

Every Time We Say Goodbye - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Every Time We Say Goodbye - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Everytime we say goodbye
I die a little
Everytime we say goodbye
I wonder why a little
Why the gods above me
Who must be in the know
Think so little of me
They allow you to go

When you're near
There's such an air
Of spring about it
I can hear a lark somewhere
Begin to sing about it
There's no love song finer
But how strange the change
From major to minor
Everytime we say goodbye

There's no love song finer
But how strange the change
From major to minor
Everytime we say goodbye

Deceiving Is Believing - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Deceiving Is Believing - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

I always have an alibi
You allow me there
But tonight I have no conscience
So what comes after that

You're coming down already
This high won't see us through
Nothing I can change now
I've learnt to lie to you

What happened to me
What happened to you
You were pulling me on
I was leading you through
Lie to me

I always had a vision
That love would see us through
But what's the point in wishing
When my dreams depend on you
Gonna need support now
Your friends can gather round
And you can tell them stories
On how I let you down

What happened to me
What happened to you
You were pulling me on
I was leading you through
Lie to me

Deceiving is believing
Deceiving is believing
Deceiving is believing
Deceiving is believing

I'm much too young to be cynical
It's you that makes me miserable
Can you tell a lie through a smile
In bed we always deviate
And I'm the one who comes too late
These things hide inside of my mind, my mind

I always have an alibi
You allow me there
But tonight I have no conscience
So what comes after that

What happened to me
What happened to you
You were pulling me on
I was leading you through
Lie to me

Lie to me
Lie to me
Deceiving is believing
Believing
Believing
Believing

Believe

Antmusic - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Antmusic - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Well I'm standing here looking at you
What do I see?
I'm looking straight through
It's so sad when you're young
To be told you're having fun
So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
That music's lost it1s taste
So try another flavour

Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic

I'm standing here what do I see
A big nothing threatening me
It's so sad when you're young
To be told you're having fun
So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
That music's lost its taste
So try another flavour
Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic

[Spoken:]
Oi! Oi! Big one! I'm down here!
Watch yourself, I'm trying to carry this crum!
You! Oi big one! Big foot!

Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic

So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
That music's lost its taste
So try another flavour

Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic

So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
That music's lost its taste
So try another flavour

Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic

Are You Gonna Go My Way - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Are You Gonna Go My Way - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

I was born long ago
I am the chosen I'm the one
I have come to save the day
And I won't leave until I'm done
So that's why you've got to try
You got to breath and have some fun
Though I'm not paid I play this game
And I won't stop until I'm done

But what I really want to know is
Are you gonna go my way?
And I got to got to know

I don' tknow why we always cry
This we must leave and get undone
We haven't changed and rearranged
And turn this planet back to one
So tell me why we got to die
And kill each other one by one
we've got to love and rub-a-dub
We've got to dance and fall in love

But what I really want to know is
Are you gonna go my way?
And I got to got to know

But what I really want to know is
Are you gonna go my way?
And I got to got to know got to know

Average B-side - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Average B-side - ROBBIE WILLIAMS

You say you're sick and tired
Of feeling sick and tired
I walked and told the truth
Do you wish I'd stayed alive

Cause she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I tried to explain
Don't expect you to be the same

On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side

I watched the past run by on the silver screen
We played our parts and died, scene by scene
When she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I try to explain
Don't expect you to feel the same

On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side, oh b-side

Pretend you like me
Pretend I like you
Pretend pretend pretend
This is not happening

Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride (this is not happening)
We were just an average b-side (this is not happening)
Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
You say you're sick and tired
Of feeling sick and tired
I walked and told the truth
Do you wish I'd stayed alive

Cause she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I tried to explain
Don't expect you to be the same

On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side

I watched the past run by on the silver screen
We played our parts and died, scene by scene
When she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I try to explain
Don't expect you to feel the same

On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side, oh b-side

Pretend you like me
Pretend I like you
Pretend pretend pretend
This is not happening

Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride (this is not happening)
We were just an average b-side (this is not happening)
Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side